EVERYDAY ITS SHINING! (AND I CANT SEE!)

-- WARM CUP OF . . .

 

 Another day, another HOLY FUCK WHY IS THE SUN IN MY EYES.

Hi all! Sorry for the lack of posts lately, I took a break from things to focus on Real Life (I went on vacation, came back, and got busy with work)... However, I've returned with some fun things to share.

Currently, I've decided to take up court jesting. And by that, I mean I'm going to be trying to post blog entries more often!! Of course, that means more useless slop, but hey, it's better than scrolling through brainrot sludge content!!! At least it's input from a Real Life Human Being. 

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Alright, scratch that. I am not a human, I am an alien robot from space, but nonetheless, you get my point.

I'm doing a prompts every day challenge with my Good Pal Lomax!Today's prompt is "A Warm Cup of..." But I don't particularly care for doing things Exactly on the nose, so here's my take:

I think today we should celebrate. There are a lot of things in life that are worth fancying, but sometimes it's the small things we tend to overlook. My shining light in the dark, my life vest, my buoy... Iced coffee...<3

Alright. Listen. I love me a nice hot cuppa joe as much as the next guy, but ICED is where it's at. If my shit's not freezing my teeth, I don't WANT HER!!! It.... It, right...

But like, I'm serious. I've never really considered myself much of a picky-pants mcgee, but when it comes to drinks, GOD I'd fuck up an icy beverage ANY day. Like I'd choose an iced bevvy over ANY warm drink ANY day. So it strikes me as soooo odd to think so many adults will romanticize hot coffee in the morning. Man fuck that, THAT'S WHY YALL ARE SO TIRED!!! WARM DRINK WHEN YOURE TIRED=EVEN MORE TIRED. Gotta get that cold in...

It's like when you rinse your face with cold ice water in the morning, yknow? Feels nice, feels refreshing, feels energizing. 

I guess for some people I understand why they don't like the idea of icy cold drinks, especially if you aren't from the states like I am, but I'm currently located in a hotasfuckassballsthedevilstwistednutsacksweatdrippindownhisleftleg type of place, so I need to drink cold drinks ALL the time or I'll feel like Satan's underboob sweat. Was that a weird description to compare it to?? Probably, but Idrgaf. 

Anywho, back on topic.

While life hasn't exactly been Marvelous the way I would like, I do think I have Dunkin Iced Coffee to thank for getting me through All My Tough Days. <3 Dunkin if you ever read this, I would happily accept a sponsorship from you. I'm so dead serious too, if you wanted me to rep your brand on my socials, I would do it. I would so fucking do it. As long as I don't have to touch your crusty ass donuts, I will be fine (Side note, sorry Dunkin. Your donuts are ass, up your game. Krispy Kreme is where the donut Heaven is AT). 

I like to think my caffeine addiction is over, but let's be real- It might not be. I think while the Coke being out of my life is great and all, replacing it with coffee was probably equally just as bad. Luckily, I'm just glad I don't consume caffeine like a motherfucker anymore. Seriously, who let me hog down THAT many cups of caffeine back in the day? Like, I know it's a coping mechanism, but DAMN. REMEMBER TO BREATHE?

I don't even know how to segway this part.

I think iced coffee is my girlfriend. In fact, if it were a person, it would be my beautiful very cute girlfriend. Iced coffee girlfriend real in 3.. 2... 1...

Man fuck all of you judging me for this one. I have a migraine. Thank you, goodnight (it is not even nighttime)